Is to smell my new baby cousin's hair / back of neck.

Babies smell sooo good!

MashAllah .. really happy for her :)

Also .. Ramadan Kareem!!!

Alhamdullilah I got a chance at another Ramadan! InshAllah it goes well for us all :)
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i.e. a Lazy Procreative Perfectionist.
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So I randomly (key word here folks!) get all these things I want to talk about, but I also don't want to overload and take a point from one or the other .. so I've decided to try and do scheduled posts :)

Like when I need to have a mind dump, I can go it but save it for later so all of my mental thoughts aren't flushed together and so there will be less congestion and blockage :) hopefully it will also highlight the dump of the day (if any) because sometimes the message just gets hidden under piles of fresh dump!

Psst .. I really must stop with all the bowel images .. I just can't help it .. I need to filter myself. I need a dam!!!

Good night / morning all :)
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So I'm generally a very smiley giggly dopey kind of person. In fact I've had classmates, friends and even teachers (and my family on a few occasions) actually seriously think I was on drugs lolol.
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Cos I is a charming playah ;)
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Okay,
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I passed my second year at university :)
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For a change.


"Jews that support multiculturalism today are as much of a threat to Israel and Zionism (Israeli nationalism) as they are to us. So let us fight together with Israel, with our Zionist brothers against all anti-Zionists, against all cultural Marxists/multiculturalists." - Anders Behring Breivik, a Norwegian Zionist Terrorist with links to the EDL.
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Lots of things make me smile, but today it was this :D what makes you smile??
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I saw the news about Norway and the bombings and shootings :(

Hope you're okay!

Also, how stupid? The first thing they said was that they suspect its a Muslim convert. Sheesh -.-
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So today I looked up at the sky / sideways and got all excited looking at an orange tree. It looks so beautiful mashAllah, and than I realized it was the sun light, as the sun was slowly setting for the day, and the rays proper made the tree look bright orange :D

I'll try and post a picture or something .. but it was so beautiful :D
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Disclaimer: bitch fest ahead.

Okay,

I'm gonna be bitchy. But this girl has been getting on my nerves for like the past 3 months.

She seems to be under the disillusion that she's God's gift on earth. Yes yes, I know .. this is a bit kettle-pot, coming from Cocky Narcissist numero uno. But still .. like, there is an art to whoredom, and bullshitting. And if you don't respect the art, I won't respect you!

Like okay, she posts the same 7 photographs of her, on our group page .. every bloody month. Like without fail. Same exact photographs. No one even comments on them or says shit. Just stop? GET THE HINT?

And like, she keeps saying shit about how everyone hits on her, and how she's so stressed, because she can't go ANYWHERE without getting hit on. Um .. maybe she thinks that when she stands in corners and people ask her how much, its like getting hit on. No sweetie, just no.

And she makes awkward comments. Like basically making it out that she's some easy slut. This is her latest strategy to get attention. Such as earlier, she was saying how she wishes she had some skills in life to pay for stuff .. and than she said how she does have a very good skill, but its illegal, but would pay loads and is fun. Basically saying she's a prostitute.

Like UGH. More than the fact that she's harping on and on about herself (when no one gives a shit, clearly), I'm more annoyed by her pathetic need for attention and assurance from other people, mainly other guys.

Be your own woman, why are you playing yourself out to be a piece of sex meat, why should anyone respect you, when you don't even respect yourself?

Harping on and on and on about how the whole world fancies her. Bruv, is the whole world blind? Have our standards disappeared?

Sometimes I just feel like slapping her with a wet fish (well I am Bengali) and screaming at her that if she was worth all the shit she spews out, she wouldn't have to try so hard to get some spare scraps of left over bones -.-

Just shut up and sit down!

Twit.

//end.
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From O2. Well H2O actually ..

Cos when your thirsty, NOTHING tastes as heavenly as chilled water. Mmm.


I don't like mineral water though :( it tastes all bitter bleh.

I love the taste of London's water. In Birmingham, water tastes bitter :( and in Canada too, its too clean and bitter!

I like my water dirty thanks.

But mmm water. SO good.
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Iranians .. mmm .. some of em might be kafir bastards, but damn they can melt butter!

Also .. koobideh kebab = win. Though the ones in London don't come close to the ones I had in Iran, there is this one restaurant in Mile End, East London which comes pretty darn close, and its cheap too :D

But anyway .. back to the topic of discussion. Iranians. Mmmmmmm.

Come to think about it, some Israelis are REALLY good looking too ..

ANYHOW.
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Wow.

I don't know whats been going on, but I always end up leaving things for later .. till they grow into a HUGE pile mountain, and then when I finally try to decrease the pile and sort out the stuff that needs to be done, I get this overwhelming feeling that everything will fall down on me like jenga :O

And its like, sometimes I wish I had a pause button, so I could take my time and cross off items in my ever growing to-do list, because it keeps increasing every single day!

Like for example, my reading list on Google Reader .. has around 2000 posts I need to read from 30th June till today .. and it increases every day, as people post more stuff :O

And yeah I know I don't HAVE to read them .. but I'd like to. I WANT to.

So yeah, sorry for the lack of commentage or something .. I promise I'm working on reading whatever brilliance you've spouted out :P
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Yes.

Can't waiiiiit!

Also, grr @ my cousin who stole my copy of Oblivion! GRRR!

Excitement.

Just upgraded my PS3's 40 GB hard drive with a 640 GB one :D

WIN.
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I think so anyway ;)

Check my archives drop box on the upper west (left) side! :D
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My friend just told me how my link on his blog, where it shows the blogs he follows .. doesn't work :(

Its not something he added on by himself, it just shows the blogs he follows .. so I thought the URL would be updated automatically.

But its not :(

I don't know how it works .. I mostly subscribe to blogs using Google Reader, while some I follow using Blogger. I thought it was the same thing? Apparently not :O

Opps .. means all the gazillion people I follow don't even know I follow them! But I do! :)

As for the missing URL issue .. I don't know what's going on, or if you guys need to follow me again or something :(
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New layout. Stayed up all night working on it for the last 7 hours ish.
Found a template, went icon hunting, uploaded everything, edited the codes a gazillion times, fixed everything to look nice and finally went through with the change!

Pretty simple .. navigation wise. And bit easier on the eyes :P

Hope you like! Because I LOVE :)

PS - feel free to provide constructive criticism!
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Hey fierce (thats Tyra for awesome) followers,

You may have noticed that I changed my blog title a while ago. If you haven't already, notice now .. that I've also changed my blog URL to reflect the new blog title.

I know some of my old pre-widget-times followers have bookmarked my page, and they will lose out and freak out (lol) .. but I think most people who regularly read my bullshiz will know where to get their hit ;) but since I've altered my blogger username as well, I thought this was a good time to update the URL too.

As I'm changing in life, my perspectives are changing too. And it is (hopefully) being reflected in my blog as well. And while I started off with this blog as a rant-space, I think I'm more lil-hapbee (geddit) than lil-beeyotch now a days. But where ever in life I am, I think being random is an integral part of me and something I'll always channel, so I thought I'd keep it all based on randomness.

I'm a bit of a womanizer and manizer (halal meat only, don't worry haha) so I thought the play on words of random and womanizer, and randomizer was fun. Plus I've got a little connection to the statistical term as well so .. welcome to the-randomizer.blogspot.com :)

As for the alteration in my name .. well, some nice people felt uncomfortable calling me a lil beeyotch (bitch) way back when, and would refer to me as lil-b. And since I'm less of a beeyotch, and also not using beeyotch-ness as the focal point of my blogdentity (I'm on a roll behbeh) .. I thought I'd shorten it to lil-bee. Even though I HATE bees. I thought it would be cute. Plus it could like stand for lil-begum. But it would still be me, since I've been using this blogdentity for ages and ages and ages!

Finally, (yes, yes I promise this informative and boring post will end after this final note) .. I'm thinking of changing up my layout and stuff too! I love this layout, we've had some good times. And I've invested a lot of time over tweaking and perfecting all the HTML codes .. but I think its time for a change .. something SLIGHTLY more adult. Slightly. Very very slightly. And I've got some good long term (ish) ideas for the new layout too :D

I'm working on personalizing the codes as we speak, so I'll leave the rambling for now. Just thought I'd let my FFs (fierce followers) know whats up .. cos I'm thoughtful like that ;)

Muchos lurve, as always.

Ze one and only .. lil-bee x
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Hey kidlings!

You may have noticed / realized that I'm a geek. If you didn't know, now you know.

So I thought I'd have little geek rants, lessons, wishes, etc .. because everyone has a inner geek ;)

Lesson today is about customizing / personalizing the little Blogger (or other) icon you can see next to the address bar.

I used the simple instructions available here to find out more about favicons (their official term oo-er) and how to set one up.

I used this to create my favicon from my image file.

And for uploading the favicon file, I used tinypic because the other image hosting files I usually use could not recognize the ico file format.

Hope this was helpful, happy geeking!
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Okay. Maybe this isn't always a good thing. But do it!

Related to the reflection post I made earlier ... but you might get shocked over the stuff flying around the net about you!

So .. search, and delete - delete - delete! :)

Or not .. yaknow. Whatever. :P

Okay, sorry .. I'm in a giddy mood. It is because I am talking to someone.

Ah. I'm going to shut up before the haram police show up.

No in fact I am going to shut up talking to someone also. I need to sleep. Its past 5 am .. yallah!

Ramadan soon.

Wow, I'm giddy stupid right now ..

I know something you think I don't .. but I do, I do, I do, I do, ooooo.

Okay, I'm totally not being malicious though! I don't think I am a malicious person :(

Also .. OMG OMG OMG, I'm getting to try out Google+ thanks to my cousin/friend inviting me :D and I love it!
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Reflections.

I recently saw how my actions are reflected in reactions from other people. Its a very shameful and humbling experience. Want to elaborate on this at some point, so I'm posting a self-reminder!

Also, apologies for the lack of posting .. I've been CRAZY busy :(
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So I just finished praying Fajr prayers and went to the toilet when all of a sudden I heard some weird loud buzzy noise. I was proper perplexed about why my phone is vibrating at this hour .. and than I realized it was my mum snoring LOL

Reminds me of the time when I was at my cousin / adopted Muslimic goddaughter's house and me and her mum were jamming downstairs when I heard this weird meowing noise. I was like to my aunt (she's younger than my other aunts so we have a more friendly / jokey relationship, plus I'm like that and so is she so its not one of those typical aunt/niece relationships) omg did you guys get a cat? Do you think a cat got into the house and is now meowing??!

And my aunt was like OMG that's Baby A crying (my cousin was around 4 or 5 months at that time) and I was like oh I got scared that it was a cat. And my aunt was all fake offended that I called her baby a biral (bengali word for cat) :D
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This poem is well cool :D

Hope you like it as much as I did :)
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This is kinda sad :(

I hope that if I died in life, at least SOME people would notice and pray for my soul inshAllah :/
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Nope, not the perfume .. though that one's nice too :D

But but but .. laydies .. go out and find your THE ONE.

Your red duh. No mandems.

Everyone has a red colour for them. So once you've gone and find the perfect shade of red for you .. that red is your THE ONE. And you two will live happily ever after :D

I don't know .. I think something about the Asian skin tone makes red kind of unflattering on us (I'm talking make up). Like I always felt like I look like a low class hooker (because being a high class hooker is better duh) when I tried on red nail paint or lippy.

But .. I FOUND MY ONE!

I found the perrrfect shade of red nail paint, and red lippy. And now I'm a happy bunny :D now I just need a pair of Louboutins to complete my set of red lippy, red nails, and red Miu Miu :D

Clothing has to be non-red duh. You don't wanna end up looking like some matched up freak :O

Anyway, my red lipstick shade is Pleasure Me Red from Maybelline and I got a funky red nail paint too from 17 called Baked Cherry :D oh also, I found this super cheap clear matte top coat, also from 17 .. and its basically a clear top coat (no shiz) which you put on top of any nail polish and it makes them look matte :D so nice .. and cheap!

PS - yeah, I'm totally a 'boy' but I love my make up .. and bags .. and shoes .. o.O
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Really,

That would be SUCH a kick ass ability to have. Plus Hiro Nakamura is totes YATTAH :)

Kudos if you got any of that :P

Anyway gosh, I haven't posted in a .. day?! But I've got sooo much to tell. Well kinda. Not really. Just some ideas going in my head, some stuff I wanted to talk about.

Soon soon, I should sleep now :)

BUT, before I go. I've been thinking about this for a while, and I just read in a sister's blog about sins. Islamically we should not reveal our sins to others. I think this makes total sense. Forgetting the bragging, etc .. the reason why I think it makes sense is that, it desensitizes you.

Speaking about your sins to others, kind of eradicates the severity of it, and makes it seem more acceptable. For example:

Person A: "So are you religious?"
Person B: "What do you mean?" (more on this on another post another day InshAllah)
P.A: "As in do you pray, etc."
P.B: *with some regret / shame* "Well you know, I try to. But unfortunately I don't pray 5 times a day. I think I'm religious, I believe in everything, but I just don't practice all the time."
P.A: *consoling* "Oh don't worry man. As long as you have the belief and aren't doing anything majorly haram. I also don't pray 5 times a day, I try to but what can you do? Life gets in the way y'know?"

Well .. I've been in that situation before. I'm sure the brother / sister means well, trying to console you. And hey, I'm not going to say just believing and not doing haram things are enough. What is a good Muslim anyway? Like I can never ever make that judgement.

But even though his / her heart is in the right place, by P.A revealing his sins of not praying 5 times a day, and by P.B trying to make P.A feel better and revealing his sins, they kind of lessened the seriousness of the matter you know?

Like sometimes I think about my Muslim friends who do stuff like drink, and I do that haram thing of judging them and thinking hey I might not wear hijab but at least I don't drink. But thats not the point. I'm still doing a sin, and its still bad. I might perceive drinking as being worse than not wearing a hijab, but only Allah can judge us and our goodness. You get into the mindset that its not as bad as someone else's sins, or that others are repeating your sins so its not too bad.

But this isn't some examination where standards are set by the average pupil. Out of 100 'bad' Muslims, Allah won't see that you are at least not as bad as them. We will be judged individually, not according to what other Muslims are or aren't doing.

So yeah. Not revealing your sins, kinda makes sense to me.

Anyway gotta run .. the sun is up, and if I don't sleep before it gets higher, I won't be able to sleep at all!

Happy 4th of July.

YAY. This is the day us Brits got freedom from trying to civilize those darn Americans. Woohoo :P
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So you Londoners out there .. or anyone who has been to Edgware Road might have seen, or been in one of these restaurants called HALAL.

Yup. That is the actual name of the restaurant. Halal.

So I got dared by my friend to go in and ask them if their meat is halal, and I sometimes have an American twinge in my accent .. and so I pop my head in, look at the doner man and with a serious face donned on, I ask him:

'Excuse me, is your meat halal?'

The man looks bewildered, as if I have asked him if they sell Gucci handbags. He looks at his accomplice, doner assistant man. They look at each other, and look at me in alarm.

"Shuwhat?"

'Your meat. Is it halal? Do you have halal meat here? Is this restaurant halal?'

They do the bewildered look again. This time with Arab anger. And they replied:

"No have" .. reinforced with shaking heads.

'Ok okay' .. disappointed look.

And than doner assistant man pipes up:

"Yes Halal".

Damn .. I must be scary? o.O I did have crazy bird nest hair .. or maybe it was my two skinny friends laughing hysterically outside the glass window shop front during the whole 3 minutes this incident took over :O

Anyway, if you happen to be in Edgware Road, grab a bite at Beirut Express who are still part of the Maroush Monopoly going on at E.Road (3.5 out of 5 restaurants are owned by them) but relatively cheaper, and have awesome wraps :D
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Okay. I'll probably get bollocks for this post. But it needs to be said.

Muslims bro. Why are we so sensitive?!

Yes, I know anti-discriminatory laws are here for a reason. And yes, I'd totally back someone who got fired for discriminatory reasons.

I'm against the hijab ban. That's taking away a freedom of right. Freedom to choose our religion, and what we do in our free time.

But c'mon now. Some jobs are based on certain guidelines. Like modelling. You can't exactly want to model, and wear a hijab. Of course you can do hijabi modelling (err ..) .. but its just how the industry is.

Discrimination on looks. Certain industries need it. And rightfully so. Like for instance, if some spotty person was the model for a spot treatment cream .. who would buy it? Clearly it doesn't work, since the model has spots. So it makes sense, that advertising agencies would pick models with clear skin. Some jobs are based on looks. While others on skills.

Likewise, Airline companies have specific uniforms. Stewardesses for instance have a hell of a job. My cousin is a stewardess, and they have strict guidelines about a person's look / weight, etc .. and even dictate to them what lipstick shade they need to wear (and this is Qatar Airways)!

The world is superficial. But it has a right to be what it wants. Freedom of expression, or whatever.

Seriously. They get dismissed if they get fat. Or all of a sudden have bad skin they can't cover up with make up. Its a job based on looks. And while that is unfortunate, it kind of makes sense too, because that is what the industry is about. Looks and presentation are a huge part of customer service and front house work.

A&F (mmm) for instance, employ people based on looks.

Its like when a restaurant has a right to deny services to whom they wish to. Its their establishment, and if someone is causing trouble, they have a right to deny service.

Of course I'm not saying that those rights aren't abused by people. Sometimes people are denied entrance because the restaurant manager is a racist prick who hates black people.

Just saying.

Anyway. I think Muslims sometimes get too sensitive over issues, and everything is labelled as being Islamaphobic. Don't get me wrong .. sometimes it is.

But really .. if a headscarf isn't part of the airline uniform .. its not part of the airline uniform. I'm sure if a Jew wanted to wear a kippah, they would be asked to remove it too. And its not just religious dress codes that are being 'discriminated' against. The same rule applies to someone with a lot of facial piercings or tattoos for example. They would be asked to remove their piercings, or remove themselves from the job.

In the same way, non-Muslims who want to work for Iran Air HAVE to wear headscarfs, because that is their uniform. Wouldn't it be right that a person who refuses to wear headscarf (and therefore go against the company uniform) be fired too?

Its something the woman who got fired probably should have expected. Sure, Air France should apologize if they have behaved rudely with her, and apologize that they have to fire her. But I don't think they should apologize for asking her to adhere to their uniform. Its just their company policy.

Sure, Air France and its owners might be racist and hate Muslims. But in terms of employment law .. well it makes sense that they'd fire a hijabi if the hijab conflicts with their stewardess uniform.

Maybe they should have offered her a back of house job or something.

Anyway .. we need to relax, and stop screaming Islamaphobia at everything single thing.

Call me a bitch. :/
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Do you? Do you?

I swear, this link is halal.

And this story is wicked funny :D

(Thanks NiO .. now I can't stop saying wicked :P)
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Okay,

I'm just going to say .. HI NEW FOLLOWERS! :)

Thank you for following me ..

But .. okay, I know some of my followers are Islam orientated .. and some of my posts are .. kind of haraam.

SO .. I just want to apologize if I offend. And also, I won't stop following you, or mind if you stop following me :P

So you know .. just so its out there :)
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<3

Funny stuff :D
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