Random Question #1
Sunday, November 27, 2011 | 8:42 pm | Comment ⇢Don't fear, or get happy .. lil-bee's Random Tidbits haven't seen the last of the day (I have heaps more waiting to be elaborated in my draft pile) nor am I back from my self imposed exile .. but I did have some random questions floating around in my head (as I do) and so I thought I'd do a new segment of lil-bee's RQs for my blog :)
Simple (to an extent) and random questions that I've been craving the answers to .. so help me find the light, circulate these questions to those who can (individual post pages / URLs can be found by clicking on 'leave comment' whereby you will be taken to the post page), etc.
So without much further ado ...
So you're newly married (or having first time sleep overs, etc) .. basically its the morning after *cinedramatic music* .. so thats the scene set. Now there are two parts of the question .. you can answer both, or either part .. doesn't really matter.
A. You have morning breath and your partner in crime
B. In order to avoid the above scenario, and to avoid general freaking out from to your just-woken-up face / hair / whatevs, you wake up bright and early to fix yourself before your partner wakes up. So you've got flawless barely there make up, hair that doesn't resemble a beehive revolution gone bad (hah) and nice clean breath. You jump back into bed and pretend you're just waking up when your partner wakes up, rolls over and is inching their nose (and face) dangerously close to yours to get in on some morning tongue action. How do you slyly stop em from kissing you before drinking (gargling) the glass of water you have considerately placed next to them on the bedside table? How do you get them to drink it in the first place? And no, it most definitely does matter .. because I'm pretty sure it will matter to them if you gag and push them off after they've kissed you with their morning breath.
So help a sister out, or share your horrible stories! I look forward to reading em :) ciao for now
Ze von & onlee .. lil-bee