Thursday, June 30, 2011 | 6:31 pm | Comment ⇢So today I decided to abort my facial caterpillars (eyebrows) after they failed to cocoon into nice shapely butterflies.
Can I just say .. OW OW OW. And a big fucking OW.
Really, I wish Allah blessed me with nicely shaped eyebrows. But unfortunately if I don't do this abortion every few months (and I do leave it off for as long as .. though thats more because I'm a lazy man than for Islamic reasons) than I look like a Mangolian man with thick Turkish eyebrows.